February 2011
hey i’m doing pretty terrible right now, is anyone around
Go to Google Images, type in your url, and reblog...
catbountry:
chotpot:
djavjr:
fuckyeahfrenchcroissants:
gingerfu:
helloyesiambriam:
thatbluebox:
chatterboxrose:
hella-booty:
totalloverun:
psiloveyou-:
icallthatprogress:
kelkurtsie4life:
candlesinthesunshine:
Ahhahahahaha!
(via fireworksandsparklers)
I find this acceptable.
DUH.
This is acceptable.
WHAT THE HELL.
THAT IS NOT CHORD OVERSTREET’S...
twice now i believed that i found the cable i...
wrong both times
January 2011
also in the news today:
my grandma went to the ER and my dog has an enlarged heart
fml
SERIOUSLY I DID NOT WAIT THIS LONG FOR A BATTERY...
I CANNOT FUCKING USE THIS BATTERY UNTIL I FIND A...
FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUK:SAJDFKJSV CJA:DSFJVfljzxcnb.fkjnbcgffxdjjdn,bsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
i swear i’m gonna slap a bitch
oh god...oh god oh god oh god
has…
has anyone seen tiberius’ charging cable
…
anyone
please
ohgod
GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY TUMBLR
IT’S TIBERIUS’ BATTERYYYYYYYY
i woulda given you a picture but computers are being bitches
also there was an address correction sticker on it because i listed “merganarium” and “worf-on-bongsley” in my address
worth it
whoops here comes that sudden wave of crushing depression
peace out guys
brocannon:
jetbunny:
client throwing bitchfit and demanding refund, partner pissed at me for supposedly blaming all failures on him, both emailing insults and threats back and forth while i sit in the middle psyducking
FUCK THIS SHIT
LET’S GET ‘EM MARY.
THIS GLORIOUS IMAGE. IT SHALL BE YOU AND ME.
EXCEPT I’M SLIDING ON THE FLOOR BUT I’M ALSO TALLAHASSEE. BECAUSE WE KEEP...
if you need me i'll be in my room anxiety barfing
client throwing bitchfit and demanding refund, partner pissed at me for supposedly blaming all failures on him, both emailing insults and threats back and forth while i sit in the middle psyducking
FUCK THIS SHIT
rooshoes:
Ian, watching Kayla play Fable III: “Why did you buy 70 crates of tea.”
why the fuck not
my blogging style can best be described as “apathetic hyperbole”
i am the batman: Weird thoughts of the day: →
omegalowmaniac:
it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw
because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm
you have to answer a fucking riddle
and the riddle changes so you can learn more
because you’re in Ravenclaw
imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated
and you get…
well clearly ray i am an intended ravenclaw after all because i just woke up and i was all...
"It's like she went on a vision quest to find out...
-on watching twilight under the influence of cold meds
Girls Will Be Girls
“Okay, so I watched some clips from “Girls Will Be Girls” and then I got switched over to “Ring My Bell” with the character CoCo, and then I saw another person in drag on that show, and now I’m listening to Prince Poppycock singing wonderful classical pieces.
I’m pretty sure all roads lead to transvestites when it involves me”
oh my god catherine...
don't mind me i'll just be over here listening to...
picture a massive orgy of david bowies
just david bowies only
it’s like looking at god
anyways my stomach is ouroboros-ing itself here
gonna go eat something that isn’t pizza since that has literally been every snack and meal but breakfast for the past two days
tzukasu started following you
oh hey wassup mang
i mean not like i know you already or anything but welcome to the party
pretty sure i'm deathless
keep havin’ all these damn near-death moments and i keep on survivin’
MOTHERFUCKIN’ DEATHLESS
