kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.”

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

"CONGRATULATIONS, FELLOW MAN, FOR YOUR MEMBER IS INDEED LARGE!"

"MIGHT WE HAVE A BETTER VIEW?"

"WHY YES, PLEASE STAND AT AN ANGLE!"

 ”WHAT A MIGHTY PIECE OF FLESH!”

(via intelligentairhead)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda]

Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

spence this too

tastefullyoffensive:

Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles by Jessica Saia [via]

Previously: Men Pin-Ups

spence is this u

apollollo:

send this to your crush

apollollo:

send this to your crush

(Source: dracch)

Werner Herzog explains the plot of his new movie Good Will Hunting 2: Port of Call Los Angeles

(Source: oh-whiskers)

Anonymous said: You know what would be sick as hell? Hyper fucking realistic animal crossing, with like Skyrim-esque graphics. Your bear villagers could tower above you as full-size grizzlies, jaws spread and lips flapping, wearing t-shirts with little duckies on them. "MAYOR! THIS TOWN NEEDS SOMETHING PRONTO, AND IT'S A ZEN BELL!" You could experience the thrills of delivering packages to your forgetful neighbors, in HIGH DEF! The furniture icon would still be a fucking leaf, though.

(Source: con-ceal)