If you run out of diapers and your stupid baby won’t stop spraying diarrhea everywhere and you don’t have time to go to the store to get more because your favorite show is about to start and you never put your child’s well-being before of your own selfish wants, grab a tortilla out of the tortilla drawer and fashion a diaper out of that. It’s just as good or better than the real thing.
The fact that Kirstie Alley’s new show is called Kirstie but her character’s name is Madison is enough to keep me up for another hour
the A in LGBTQA stands for Amanda. it’s me. i’m the star.
no it stands for anthony. me. I’M the star.
everybody knows the T is for Tony and you can’t be in the acronym twice!!!
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.
"I eat too much cheese."
megan was that you